Saturday, August 31, 2013

Glyph of the Sprouting Mushroom?

Ok readers, I am in need of your help!

I've kind of stopped caring about what future our games has for us. The same thing happens. Patch is released. The top guilds clear heroic raid within 15 minutes and the rest of us "normal" people get to bitch and complain about things that will never make a difference.

ANYWAYS...so coming in patch 5.4 is a glyph for resto druids called "Glyph of the Sprouting Mushroom". And the tooltip reads: 

'Your Wild Mushroom spell can now be placed on the ground instead of underneath a target."

What the FUCK is the difference from what it is now? Don't we currently place mushrooms in 3 locations of our choosing? What do you mean underneath a target? Where on the ground? Don't we place it on the ground now? Isn't the ground underneath our "target" anyways? I'm so confused??

Turny the Confused Mushroom Planter

Friday, August 16, 2013

Garrosh Must Fall

Hello reader!

You still there?

Woooow, go check out the patch 5.4 trailer right now.

I've only been logging on to do two specific things lately for the past month or two: Raid, and herb.

I have no need for VP or charms or anything and I have no intention of playing my crappy ilvl 515 alts.

We've been in a slump, but this trailer has reminded me just how awesome our cinematics can be (compare this to the crap that was the deathwing trailer (LOOOLWHAT)!

Garrosh must fall! It's time to set aside our petty quarrels and bring down this tyrant who would satiate his craving for power by laying waste to the entirety of Azeroth!

Also, I think Taran Zhu needs to bring along his healer bitch for his fights.

Goodbye!