(At an upscale men's clothing store in Hong Kong. Note that Klupty and Momo were the only two in the store, along with the single employee who was helping us try on various pieces. In comes this couple. They proceed to randomly choose items from all over the store, making a big deal out of choosing a lot.)
Husband: "Yeah these look nice, I'll take it", as he grabs an assortment of plain dress shirts. (They are about $1,200-$2,000 HKD each for reference.)
Wife: "How about these ties", holding up a random bunch of ties, green, brown, pink.
Husband: "Yeah, just get them all"
(This goes on for a good ten minutes until they are ready to pay)
Employee: "Sir would you like to try those on, we have a no return policy here."
Husband: "No, whatever I'll just bring them home and worry about it then, I'm a really busy man you know!", he proclaims loudly.
Wife: "Hey what about these shirts? The colors are so nice!", she's looking at the pile near the register.
Husband: "Yeah throw some of those on too". (They were the slim cuts and he was probably 180+ lbs)
Employee: "Thank you your total will be $32,240.00"
Couple: *Pays and leaves in a flourish*
Us: *Standing in shock and horror*
Employee: "Haha don't worry, I know probably only those ties would have fit him, I hate people like that, let him waste his money!"
P.S. OOPS I posted this in the wrong blog LMAO completely not WoW related but whatever enjoy!
Friday, September 24, 2010
Monday, September 13, 2010
DING 70
Mechanar, Botanica, Murmur, Bird Trinket Man bang bang bang bang DING 70!
At 70, priests learn Mass Dispel: fun times.
A few levels ago, Husbrus also got to play with Prayer of Mending. SO THATS WHAT THAT IS! It's kinda fun seeing it bounce around randomly saving people's asses. It's sort of RNGish, sort of even though I sometimes just recast it on the tank, but...it's dingable.
Now it's either BC Heroics (YAY) or the typical Worthland..err...wrathcrown...what's the ice thing expansion stuff called again LMAO....lich king dungeons! Boring! Maybe I should cap husbrus at 70 and just keep BC Heroics. Yes yes.
At 70, priests learn Mass Dispel: fun times.
A few levels ago, Husbrus also got to play with Prayer of Mending. SO THATS WHAT THAT IS! It's kinda fun seeing it bounce around randomly saving people's asses. It's sort of RNGish, sort of even though I sometimes just recast it on the tank, but...it's dingable.
Now it's either BC Heroics (YAY) or the typical Worthland..err...wrathcrown...what's the ice thing expansion stuff called again LMAO....lich king dungeons! Boring! Maybe I should cap husbrus at 70 and just keep BC Heroics. Yes yes.
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Husbrus Say What?
Dun dun dun it's been decided Truny's next project is to fund Husbrus all the way to 80!
Who is Husbrus Again?
My priest! I've been healing as a discipline priest on Husbrus and she is already 61 as we speak!
Oh the fun times traversing through RLFG (or whatever that group random thinger is called).
We're had our good-but-are-asshole tanks. We've had our bad-just-looking-to-wipe-everyone-tanks. However most tanks nowadays are competent, along with most DPS......it's really really weird and boring!
I don't know, but I think I like discipling healing more than I like restoration druid healing...I think.
I think I am so used to Power Word Shield, cause you just set it and forget it (well not really, I watch for it to disappear, and watch DoTimer for Weakened Soul to fade), I still cast Renew because of the inner druid in me, though I think this spell is used by Holy Priests more??
Then there's Holy nova! I can heal and damage at the same time OMFG! And I can jump around like a crazy while doing so! Double points!
The use of flash heal is...meh still iffy it's.....too slow! With the talent Borrowed Time, it takes 1.1 seconds to cast WTF?
Though I do miss swiftmend and wildgrowth, it's obvious those used to spamming wild growth for no goddamn reason will spam Holy Nova for no goddamn reason as well!
I'm straying off topic again, as usual.
Hitting level 60 also means a new spell: Penance.
Penance is so cool.
It's so strong. 1.7k healing crits per FWOP = ~5-6K potential heals, 3k minimum all for roughly the same mana cost as flash heal!
Talented, the cooldown is 8 seconds, much more accessible than swiftmend!
Oh I have a question. This stresses me out. Why do priests have so many effing heals?
Heal, Lesser Heal, Greater Heal, Flash Heal.
What the hell is just "Heal", and "Lesser Heal", why do they still have these spells..don't they go something like this:
Heal: Heal 500 for 300 mana 2 seconds.
Lesser Heal: Heal 100 for 200 mana 1.5 seconds
Greater Heal: Heal 2000 for 400 mana 2.5 seconds
Flash Heal: Heal 1000 for 200 mana 1.5 seconds. WTF this just made the first two spells obsolete WTF WTF??
Why does the game start us off with the most useless healing spells? Think starting off with HEALING TOUCH as a druid (LOLOLOLOLOL)
But yeah, Penance is cool. Dot dot dot.
My plan is to obtain the "dungeon" set for casters and socket 'em with epic gems, since Klupty had dozens and dozens of rubies laying around for when Truny used to upgrade her equipment like it was raining 'em back in the ICC gear days.
Spoiled Priest
Who is Husbrus Again?
My priest! I've been healing as a discipline priest on Husbrus and she is already 61 as we speak!
Oh the fun times traversing through RLFG (or whatever that group random thinger is called).
We're had our good-but-are-asshole tanks. We've had our bad-just-looking-to-wipe-everyone-tanks. However most tanks nowadays are competent, along with most DPS......it's really really weird and boring!
I don't know, but I think I like discipling healing more than I like restoration druid healing...I think.
I think I am so used to Power Word Shield, cause you just set it and forget it (well not really, I watch for it to disappear, and watch DoTimer for Weakened Soul to fade), I still cast Renew because of the inner druid in me, though I think this spell is used by Holy Priests more??
Then there's Holy nova! I can heal and damage at the same time OMFG! And I can jump around like a crazy while doing so! Double points!
The use of flash heal is...meh still iffy it's.....too slow! With the talent Borrowed Time, it takes 1.1 seconds to cast WTF?
Though I do miss swiftmend and wildgrowth, it's obvious those used to spamming wild growth for no goddamn reason will spam Holy Nova for no goddamn reason as well!
I'm straying off topic again, as usual.
Hitting level 60 also means a new spell: Penance.
Penance is so cool.
It's so strong. 1.7k healing crits per FWOP = ~5-6K potential heals, 3k minimum all for roughly the same mana cost as flash heal!
Talented, the cooldown is 8 seconds, much more accessible than swiftmend!
Oh I have a question. This stresses me out. Why do priests have so many effing heals?
Heal, Lesser Heal, Greater Heal, Flash Heal.
What the hell is just "Heal", and "Lesser Heal", why do they still have these spells..don't they go something like this:
Heal: Heal 500 for 300 mana 2 seconds.
Lesser Heal: Heal 100 for 200 mana 1.5 seconds
Greater Heal: Heal 2000 for 400 mana 2.5 seconds
Flash Heal: Heal 1000 for 200 mana 1.5 seconds. WTF this just made the first two spells obsolete WTF WTF??
Why does the game start us off with the most useless healing spells? Think starting off with HEALING TOUCH as a druid (LOLOLOLOLOL)
But yeah, Penance is cool. Dot dot dot.
My plan is to obtain the "dungeon" set for casters and socket 'em with epic gems, since Klupty had dozens and dozens of rubies laying around for when Truny used to upgrade her equipment like it was raining 'em back in the ICC gear days.
Spoiled Priest
Monday, July 26, 2010
The Original Klupty - Returns from Manhattan
Oh right I never even stated I had left. Whatever.
If you can remember correctly, Truny is a bastardization of Turby which is actually the name of Klupty's dog.
Who's Klupty?
That was my original alias for online everythings. Yeah go ahead and try googling "Klupty" you'll see references to MapleStory (lmao) and probably some of my old abandoned blogs.
When I made my first hunter I tried to be creative, so I named him Turby the dog instead of using Klupty, the original name.
Klupty ended up as my DK, the JC/Alchemy Slave we all love.
That is no more.
I made an Alliance character, a hunter, named Klupty. His trusty dog (but actually Bear) Turby has been by his side for 20 levels now. Yes, he is level 30.
Starting from scratch again is fun. No money, no help, no heirlooms. However I play this "fresh" hunter with such vigor that not even warrior tanks can keep up with his damage in dungeons. Yeah its that crazy. Have you seen a new character kite, offtank, and dps and live to tell the story like Klupty? Probably not. And you probably wouldn't care or appreciate it as a fellow newbie.
For this new character I am doing everything my original hunter ought to have done.
Such as actually work on professions like Cooking, Fishing, and that other one with band-aids.
He is a skinner, and leatherworker, self sufficient, with a small wealth amassed at 30 gold currently.
Another reason to start an ally hunter was to see some of the starter zones before they got flooded, just to experience the original stuffs yes.
Aaand yeah so I like totally lost my train of thought so BAI!!
If you can remember correctly, Truny is a bastardization of Turby which is actually the name of Klupty's dog.
Who's Klupty?
That was my original alias for online everythings. Yeah go ahead and try googling "Klupty" you'll see references to MapleStory (lmao) and probably some of my old abandoned blogs.
When I made my first hunter I tried to be creative, so I named him Turby the dog instead of using Klupty, the original name.
Klupty ended up as my DK, the JC/Alchemy Slave we all love.
That is no more.
I made an Alliance character, a hunter, named Klupty. His trusty dog (but actually Bear) Turby has been by his side for 20 levels now. Yes, he is level 30.
Starting from scratch again is fun. No money, no help, no heirlooms. However I play this "fresh" hunter with such vigor that not even warrior tanks can keep up with his damage in dungeons. Yeah its that crazy. Have you seen a new character kite, offtank, and dps and live to tell the story like Klupty? Probably not. And you probably wouldn't care or appreciate it as a fellow newbie.
For this new character I am doing everything my original hunter ought to have done.
Such as actually work on professions like Cooking, Fishing, and that other one with band-aids.
He is a skinner, and leatherworker, self sufficient, with a small wealth amassed at 30 gold currently.
Another reason to start an ally hunter was to see some of the starter zones before they got flooded, just to experience the original stuffs yes.
Aaand yeah so I like totally lost my train of thought so BAI!!
Thursday, July 1, 2010
Oh my god shouldn't have looked!
Warlocks deep in the demonology tree can summon a freakin meteor?? It's a Not Yet Implemented ability but how effen cool would that be? It's like summoning the Infernal and the coolest part was actually the meteor he arrives in that goes KABOOM and burns everything!
I took a look at some of the tailored items we can make, item level 359?? It's just a blue item but its 100 points over ICC 25 items and where's the spell power? 355 int and 522 stamina, that's more stamina than most tanks have from all their gear in T8?
OH YEAAH cause Spellpower is being removed, this is gonna be complicated, yeah not dumbed down now INT constitutes all our attributes except haste and hit? What? How much spellpower is 1 INT I need to know RIGHT NOW!
Rawwr look at all the new dungeons, I love new dungeons and will run them until I get all the loot I need out of them then never go to them again! I need to know RIGHT NOW what every boss drops and which dungeon I will be running to get which item and then never run it again because we're sick and tired of this!
Wait where's Shadowfang Keep?
Skywall? How are we supposed to acronymize that? LFM H S? Just S? What?
We have ToT, HoO o.O, GB oh wait what Grim Batol WOOT that giant mysterious building!, TS, the stonecore (ok putting "The" in front of it is in bad taste), Blackrock Caverns, bc? Burning Crusade? That'll never get any customers.
Remember when TOC 5 man dungeon came out we'd try to balance our parties with all different classes because of all the good loot? Oh jeez.
Raawr ok actually I'm going to stop looking at all this tentative info and just enjoy it slowly via exploration.
KTHXBAI
I took a look at some of the tailored items we can make, item level 359?? It's just a blue item but its 100 points over ICC 25 items and where's the spell power? 355 int and 522 stamina, that's more stamina than most tanks have from all their gear in T8?
OH YEAAH cause Spellpower is being removed, this is gonna be complicated, yeah not dumbed down now INT constitutes all our attributes except haste and hit? What? How much spellpower is 1 INT I need to know RIGHT NOW!
Rawwr look at all the new dungeons, I love new dungeons and will run them until I get all the loot I need out of them then never go to them again! I need to know RIGHT NOW what every boss drops and which dungeon I will be running to get which item and then never run it again because we're sick and tired of this!
Wait where's Shadowfang Keep?
Skywall? How are we supposed to acronymize that? LFM H S? Just S? What?
We have ToT, HoO o.O, GB oh wait what Grim Batol WOOT that giant mysterious building!, TS, the stonecore (ok putting "The" in front of it is in bad taste), Blackrock Caverns, bc? Burning Crusade? That'll never get any customers.
Remember when TOC 5 man dungeon came out we'd try to balance our parties with all different classes because of all the good loot? Oh jeez.
Raawr ok actually I'm going to stop looking at all this tentative info and just enjoy it slowly via exploration.
KTHXBAI
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